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Dear Tide,
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have!
I've used it all of my married life, as my mom always
told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I
find it even better!
In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on
my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring
husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was,
and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One
thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his
blood on my new white blouse!
I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and
to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who
came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my
blouse were negative and then my attorney called and
said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the
disappearance of my husband.
What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough
without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again,
for having a great product.
Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
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Note to CSIs: Check to see if there's lots of Tide or Hefty bags around.
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have!
I've used it all of my married life, as my mom always
told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I
find it even better!
In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on
my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring
husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was,
and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One
thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his
blood on my new white blouse!
I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and
to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who
came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my
blouse were negative and then my attorney called and
said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the
disappearance of my husband.
What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough
without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again,
for having a great product.
Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
>>>>>>>>>>>
Note to CSIs: Check to see if there's lots of Tide or Hefty bags around.
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