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You are able to drive 65 Miles per hour while talking on a cell phone and running a vehicle check over the radio.New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the *******. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande? half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge *******.
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People shout, "I didn't do it!" when you walk into a room and think they're being hugely funny and original. REALLY OLD!!!!~Wise men stand behind me, Brave men stand beside me, only Fools stand against me!~
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Originally posted by explorerscout83You are able to drive 65 Miles per hour while talking on a cell phone and running a vehicle check over the radio.
True story, I call one of my corporals to ask him a question on his cell phone while he's working. We're chatting about this and that, what corporal will be getting the new sergeant position, etc etc. All of a sudden I hear a slight sound of a siren in the background. I ask "dude are you driving code?", his response "yea but it's no biggie".
I was chuckling about that for a few minutes.Illegitimi non carborundum - Don't let the bastards grind you down.
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You sit with your back against the wall at any resturant, on or off duty
you wear a gun to churchwww.officerdownbracelets.com
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Originally posted by bluezyYou sit with your back against the wall at any resturant, on or off duty
you wear a gun to church
I've been trying to convince my wife i'm not the only one that does thatThe 2&10 Rule It's always "I've had two beers, and ten guys jumped me...I swear to God officer"
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Originally posted by bluezyYou sit with your back against the wall at any resturant, on or off duty
you wear a gun to churchWhy do we try so Hard for Little things, and so Little for Hard things?
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You talk to people and look at their hands not their eyes.
You talk to people standing at an angle.
You don't shake hands.
You are able to drive to a call while drinking coffee, answering the radio, typing on your MDT and dodging idiots that don't know what lights and sirens mean.
You don't know what a hot meal tastes like.
You carry a flashlight during the day.
You are a professional at the name game.
You know no matter where you park your car people that are lost or want to ask a question will find you.
You are asked directions no matter where you are and usually while you are trying to eat.
You have given directions to the nearest gas station for a map rack because you are tired of people leaving the house not knowing where they are going.
You have checked your car to see if it reads 'information booth'.
You don't trust anyone.
You have heard parents say to their kids 'see that cop he/she will put you in jail if you are not good' (yeah that's great parenting)
You have worn vicks under your nose and it's part of your work bag.
You are expected to raise other peoples children.
You are expected to be fluent in every language.
You know that air freshener doesn't work.
You don't expect to be home on time.
You rarely celebrate holidays with family.
You are damned if you do and damned if you don't.
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Originally posted by explorerscout83You are able to drive 65 Miles per hour while talking on a cell phone and running a vehicle check over the radio.Cowboys in town. Trouble expected.
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