World's Shortest Fairy Tale

[Evtech]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,
"NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, golfing, and hunting a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.
THE END

[newbie girl]

for even being a girl, I enjoyed that!! good one

[zap]

You mean that wasn't real?

[bigcop97]

I love happy endings... will you tell it again (sigh)

[Photogrrlz]

heheheehe I liked it as well.....

I think I will tell it often

[Bowles]

I wish all stories could have such a happy ending, but no, sometimes they say yes.

[Comrade424]

Yeah I told that one to my fiance and she didnt find it to amusing.

[born_country23]

that is funny as hell - told hubby and he didnt think it was that funny either... hmm

[Cerberusdog]

Whatever

So the guy ends up happy but drunk, lazy, and fat. If anything, having a woman around at least guarantees that there will someone to blame things on....