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    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,
    "NO!"
    And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, golfing, and hunting a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.
    THE END
    Aude Sapere

  • #2
    for even being a girl, I enjoyed that!! good one
    It is better to have fallen in love and lost it than to never have fallen in love before

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    • #3
      You mean that wasn't real?
      An impressionable child in a tumultuous world, and they say I'm at a difficult stage... --Meat Loaf

      Professional Stupidity Recognition Technician

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      • #4
        I love happy endings... will you tell it again (sigh)
        Retired 02/01/13

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        • #5
          heheheehe I liked it as well.....

          I think I will tell it often
          THE OTHER PLACE...A Forum to get away to

          Patience with ignorance

          Everyone is gay until proven striaght.

          I am the one you want and what you want is so unreal--M.M.

          When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed--M.M.

          Art may imitate life, but life imitates TV--Ani Difranco

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          • #6
            I wish all stories could have such a happy ending, but no, sometimes they say yes.
            Be sure you're right, then go ahead
            Davy Crockett

            Never pick a fight with an old man.
            If he's too old to fight, he'll just kill you
            .


            PM me if you wanna swap patches.

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            • #7
              Yeah I told that one to my fiance and she didnt find it to amusing.

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              • #8
                that is funny as hell - told hubby and he didnt think it was that funny either... hmm

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                • #9
                  Whatever

                  So the guy ends up happy but drunk, lazy, and fat. If anything, having a woman around at least guarantees that there will someone to blame things on....
                  "It's not how far the shot was; it's how close you were able to get."

                  --Jeff Cooper

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