Leader

Collapse

Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

My birthday

Collapse

300x250 Mobile

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • My birthday

    A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks.

    He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip
    through traffic around town.

    He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she
    seemed to like was way out of their price range.

    "Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few
    seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so surprise me!"

    He did just that. For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

    Nobody has seen or heard from him since.
    "OBSTACLES ARE THOSE FRIGHTFUL THING YOU SEE WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF YOUR GOAL" HENRY FORD

  • #2
    LMAO...

    if only men would leave women like that!

    Comment


    • #3
      Originally posted by ecpd170
      A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks.

      He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip
      through traffic around town.

      He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she
      seemed to like was way out of their price range.

      "Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few
      seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so surprise me!"

      He did just that. For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

      Nobody has seen or heard from him since.
      Oh..thas was too funny. Thanks; I needed a good laugh today!

      Comment


      • #4
        Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle
        ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY *** OFF!!!

        Comment

        MR300x250 Tablet

        Collapse

        What's Going On

        Collapse

        There are currently 2746 users online. 155 members and 2591 guests.

        Most users ever online was 26,947 at 08:36 PM on 12-29-2019.

        Welcome Ad

        Collapse
        Working...
        X