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  • A little light reading for your pleasure.

    The wife sent this to me, some of it is belly aching funny.


    IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore. This one was from Kingman, KS.
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    IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
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    IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge,how would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in Brimingham, Ala.
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    IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
    She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS
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    IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken.

    We all just looked at each other with that deer in the headlights stare. This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
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    IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office no less.
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    IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey,"I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton,Mississippi!

    They walk among us ... and REPRODUCE!!
    Just the facts ma`am, just the facts.

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    Oh man.. That's way to funny....

    Dont do that to me when I am drinking my coffee!!!! It comes out my nose!

    ROFLMAO...

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Harleydude

      IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge,how would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in Brimingham, Ala.

      This happened to me.. It was a great story to tell my friends!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Harleydude

        IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge,how would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in Brimingham, Ala.
        This happened to me when I was on a flight to Florida. When I responded with "I don't know" my parents got all upset at me and I couldn't for the life of me understand why!
        Well life is too short so love the one ya got cuz ya might get run over or ya might get shot.

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