A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down
> waiting for her flight. She looked over in the corner of the
> waiting room and saw a weighing machine that also tells your
> fortune. So, she thought to herself, "I'll give it a try just to
> see what it tells me.".
>
> She went over to the machine, put a quarter in, and out came a
> card that read, "You're a nun who weighs 128 pounds and you're
> going to Chicago, Illinois."
>
> She sat down and thought about it. She reasoned that it probably
> tells everyone the same thing, but decided to try it again. She
> went back to the machine, put her quarter in, and out came a
> card that read, "You're a nun, you weigh 128 pounds, you're
> going to Chicago, Illinois, and you're going to play a fiddle."
> The nun said to herself, "I know that's wrong! I have never
> played a musical instrument a day in my life."
>
> She sat back down when out of nowhere a cowboy sat next to her
> and set his fiddle case in the seat next to the lady. The nun
> picked up the fiddle and played the most beautiful music, as if
> she had been playing for years. Startled, she looked back at the
> machine and said, "This is incredible! I've got to try it
> again!"
>
> Back to the machine she went. She put her quarter in and another
> card came out that read, "You're a nun, you weigh 128 pounds,
> you're going to Chicago, Illinois, and you're going to break
> wind." Now the nun knew the machine was wrong. "I've never
> broken wind in public a day in my life!" She turned around and
> tripped, falling off the scale, breaking wind. Stunned, she sat
> back down and looked at the machine. She said to herself, This
> is truly unbelievable! I've got to try it again!"
>
> She went back to the machine, put in a quarter, and collected
> the card. It said, "You're a nun, you weigh 128 pounds, you have
> fiddled and farted around and missed your plane to Chicago!!!"
>
>
> Live Well ~ Love Much ~ Laugh Often
>