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    A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down
    > waiting for her flight. She looked over in the corner of the
    > waiting room and saw a weighing machine that also tells your
    > fortune. So, she thought to herself, "I'll give it a try just to
    > see what it tells me.".
    >
    > She went over to the machine, put a quarter in, and out came a
    > card that read, "You're a nun who weighs 128 pounds and you're
    > going to Chicago, Illinois."
    >
    > She sat down and thought about it. She reasoned that it probably
    > tells everyone the same thing, but decided to try it again. She
    > went back to the machine, put her quarter in, and out came a
    > card that read, "You're a nun, you weigh 128 pounds, you're
    > going to Chicago, Illinois, and you're going to play a fiddle."
    > The nun said to herself, "I know that's wrong! I have never
    > played a musical instrument a day in my life."
    >
    > She sat back down when out of nowhere a cowboy sat next to her
    > and set his fiddle case in the seat next to the lady. The nun
    > picked up the fiddle and played the most beautiful music, as if
    > she had been playing for years. Startled, she looked back at the
    > machine and said, "This is incredible! I've got to try it
    > again!"
    >
    > Back to the machine she went. She put her quarter in and another
    > card came out that read, "You're a nun, you weigh 128 pounds,
    > you're going to Chicago, Illinois, and you're going to break
    > wind." Now the nun knew the machine was wrong. "I've never
    > broken wind in public a day in my life!" She turned around and
    > tripped, falling off the scale, breaking wind. Stunned, she sat
    > back down and looked at the machine. She said to herself, This
    > is truly unbelievable! I've got to try it again!"
    >
    > She went back to the machine, put in a quarter, and collected
    > the card. It said, "You're a nun, you weigh 128 pounds, you have
    > fiddled and farted around and missed your plane to Chicago!!!"
    >
    >
    > Live Well ~ Love Much ~ Laugh Often
    >
    Just the facts ma`am, just the facts.

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