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    Subject: I believe it



    Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington, DC.

    The smaller one turned to the bigger one and
    said, "I cain't unnerstand how you kin be so much bigger 'n
    me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just
    don't get it."

    "Well," said the big 'gator, what you been eatin' boy?"

    "Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator.

    "Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"

    "Down at t'other side of the swamp near the parkin' lot, by the capitol."

    "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"

    "Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg , shake the **** out of 'em, and eat 'em!"

    "Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem." !
    You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the **** out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but an ******* and a briefcase."
    Last edited by Harleydude; 08-23-2005, 11:47 AM.
    Just the facts ma`am, just the facts.

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