Why work when you have a better life in prison?

[toby101]

> > Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make
>things little
> > bit more clear . . .
> >
> > IN PRISON . . . you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10
>cell.
> > AT WORK . . . you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8
>cubicle.
> >
> > IN PRISON . . . you get three meals a day.
> > AT WORK . . . you only get a break for one meal and you have to
>pay for
>it.
> >
> > IN PRISON . . . you get time off for good behavior.
> > AT WORK . . . you get more work for good behavior.
> >
> > IN PRISON . . . the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for
>you.
> > AT WORK . . . you must carry around a security card and open all
>the doors
> > for yourself.
> >
> > IN PRISON . . . you can watch TV and play games.
> > AT WORK . . . you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
> >
> > IN PRISON . . . you get your own toilet.
> > AT WORK . . . you have to share with some idiot who pees on the
>seat.
> >
> > IN PRISON . . . they allow your family and friends to visit.
> > AT WORK . . . you can't even speak to your family.
> >
> > IN PRISON . . . all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no
>work
>required.
> > AT WORK . . . you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
>then they
> > deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
> >
> > IN PRISON . . . you spend most of your life inside bars wanting
>to get
>out.
> > AT WORK . . . you spend most of your time wanting to get out and
>go inside
> > bars.
> >
> > IN PRISON . . . you must deal with sadistic wardens.
> > AT WORK . . . they are called managers.
> >
> > So . . . why is it again that we work?