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Why work when you have a better life in prison?

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    > > Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make
    >things little
    > > bit more clear . . .
    > >
    > > IN PRISON . . . you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10
    >cell.
    > > AT WORK . . . you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8
    >cubicle.
    > >
    > > IN PRISON . . . you get three meals a day.
    > > AT WORK . . . you only get a break for one meal and you have to
    >pay for
    >it.
    > >
    > > IN PRISON . . . you get time off for good behavior.
    > > AT WORK . . . you get more work for good behavior.
    > >
    > > IN PRISON . . . the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for
    >you.
    > > AT WORK . . . you must carry around a security card and open all
    >the doors
    > > for yourself.
    > >
    > > IN PRISON . . . you can watch TV and play games.
    > > AT WORK . . . you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
    > >
    > > IN PRISON . . . you get your own toilet.
    > > AT WORK . . . you have to share with some idiot who pees on the
    >seat.
    > >
    > > IN PRISON . . . they allow your family and friends to visit.
    > > AT WORK . . . you can't even speak to your family.
    > >
    > > IN PRISON . . . all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no
    >work
    >required.
    > > AT WORK . . . you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
    >then they
    > > deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
    > >
    > > IN PRISON . . . you spend most of your life inside bars wanting
    >to get
    >out.
    > > AT WORK . . . you spend most of your time wanting to get out and
    >go inside
    > > bars.
    > >
    > > IN PRISON . . . you must deal with sadistic wardens.
    > > AT WORK . . . they are called managers.
    > >
    > > So . . . why is it again that we work?

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