Georgia State Trooper

[Bodie]

Two bubba's were driving through Georgia when the were pulled over by a State Trooper.
He walked up to the driver's window and tapped it with his nightstick.
The driver rolled down the window and WHAM the Trooper smacked him in the head.
"What the hell was that for" the driver asked
"You're in Georgia son, and you better have your license in hand by the time we to your car.
"Sorry officer I'm not from around here" The driver replied.

The Trooper checks the guy out and gives his license back.

Then the Trooper walks around to the other side of the car and taps on the window.
Passenger rolls window down and WHAM the trooper cracks him in the head.
What'ya do that fur?? Asked the passenger.
Trooper replies "Just making your wish come true"
"Make What wish come true" asked the passenger

"Because I know your type" The Trooper explained " Two miles down the road you'ld turn to your buddy and say I wish that ******* would have tried that crap with me"

[SWATcop]

Two bubba's were driving through Georgia when the were pulled over by a State Trooper.
He walked up to the driver's window and tapped it with his nightstick.
The driver rolled down the window and WHAM the Trooper smacked him in the head.
"What the hell was that for" the driver asked
"You're in Georgia son, and you better have your license in hand by the time we to your car.
"Sorry officer I'm not from around here" The driver replied.

The Trooper checks the guy out and gives his license back.

Then the Trooper walks around to the other side of the car and taps on the window.
Passenger rolls window down and WHAM the trooper cracks him in the head.
What'ya do that fur?? Asked the passenger.
Trooper replies "Just making your wish come true"
"Make What wish come true" asked the passenger

"Because I know your type" The Trooper explained " Two miles down the road you'ld turn to your buddy and say I wish that ******* would have tried that crap with me"

Careful, Bodie - you might get banned for "improper humor" or something.

[acreature]

Careful, Bodie - you might get banned for "improper humor" or something.

Am I to assume (at risk of bannishment myself) that there are those lacking the humor gene here?

[SWATcop]

Am I to assume (at risk of bannishment myself) that there are those lacking the humor gene here?

There are a lot of people here that I lost all respect for. I'll leave it at that. I used to be a "frequent flyer" here. Tried to help people out with advice, posted new topics, the whole 9 yards. You'll find out soon enough that all you have to do is post something that someone disagrees with, and all of a sudden there's a swarm of morons dancing on your head yelling "Allah." Just be careful, and don't trust anyone.

[acreature]

There are a lot of people here that I lost all respect for. I'll leave it at that. I used to be a "frequent flyer" here. Tried to help people out with advice, posted new topics, the whole 9 yards. You'll find out soon enough that all you have to do is post something that someone disagrees with, and all of a sudden there's a swarm of morons dancing on your head yelling "Allah." Just be careful, and don't trust anyone.

Interesting. Thanks.

[Bodie]

If they can't handle the way real cops talk and act this should not be a police officer forum

[SWATcop]

If they can't handle the way real cops talk and act this should not be a police officer forum

Maybe someday O.com will actually screen the users and require ID. That would probably cure about 60% of it. Then we'd be left with the "Holier than thous," the "By the book" guys, and a bunch of newbies, who of course know everything because they've been on the job for a year or two. I just browse through the posts occasionally these days. I could care less what these idiots think of me or anyone else.

[Groundhog]

There are a lot of people here that I lost all respect for. I'll leave it at that. I used to be a "frequent flyer" here. Tried to help people out with advice, posted new topics, the whole 9 yards. You'll find out soon enough that all you have to do is post something that someone disagrees with, and all of a sudden there's a swarm of morons dancing on your head yelling "Allah." Just be careful, and don't trust anyone.

Who'd you lose respect for and why?

[SWATcop]

Who'd you lose respect for and why?

I think I'll utilize my right to remain silent on that one.

[Centurion44]

Careful, Bodie - you might get banned for "improper humor" or something.

HOLY MOLY, SWATcop, you may get banned for that avatar... but daddy likey. I found myself just watching it for minutes on end. It's... hypnotic.