Two bubba's were driving through Georgia when the were pulled over by a State Trooper.
He walked up to the driver's window and tapped it with his nightstick.
The driver rolled down the window and WHAM the Trooper smacked him in the head.
"What the hell was that for" the driver asked
"You're in Georgia son, and you better have your license in hand by the time we to your car.
"Sorry officer I'm not from around here" The driver replied.
The Trooper checks the guy out and gives his license back.
Then the Trooper walks around to the other side of the car and taps on the window.
Passenger rolls window down and WHAM the trooper cracks him in the head.
What'ya do that fur?? Asked the passenger.
Trooper replies "Just making your wish come true"
"Make What wish come true" asked the passenger
"Because I know your type" The Trooper explained " Two miles down the road you'ld turn to your buddy and say I wish that ******* would have tried that crap with me"
He walked up to the driver's window and tapped it with his nightstick.
The driver rolled down the window and WHAM the Trooper smacked him in the head.
"What the hell was that for" the driver asked
"You're in Georgia son, and you better have your license in hand by the time we to your car.
"Sorry officer I'm not from around here" The driver replied.
The Trooper checks the guy out and gives his license back.
Then the Trooper walks around to the other side of the car and taps on the window.
Passenger rolls window down and WHAM the trooper cracks him in the head.
What'ya do that fur?? Asked the passenger.
Trooper replies "Just making your wish come true"
"Make What wish come true" asked the passenger
"Because I know your type" The Trooper explained " Two miles down the road you'ld turn to your buddy and say I wish that ******* would have tried that crap with me"
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