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    Yes, I Guess I am A BAD American.
    I like big cars, big boats, big houses.
    Anyway that's what liberals would like me to think.

    I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level
    governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to
    crack addicts squirting out babies.

    I don't care about appearing compassionate.

    I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer.

    I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

    I think I'm doing better than the homeless.

    I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

    I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different,
    weird or **** me off.

    I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. But if you want to that's fine; just don't feel
    like everyone else should have to.

    I am also not gay. But if you are that's fine. Just don't expect me to want to hear about it or think you should get special rights.

    I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy queen shake, pack of
    cigarettes, or hotel room, you do it in English. As of matter of fact, if
    you are an American citizen you should speak English. My father and
    grandfather shouldn't have to die in vain so you can leave the countries
    you were born in to come disrespect ours.

    I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry *** if you're running
    from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word
    freeze or stop in English, See the previous line.

    I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular
    opinions or actions.

    I know how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a machine with no
    political affiliation recount when needed.

    I know what the definition of lying is.

    I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you qualify
    for any special loan programs, gov't sponsored bank loans, etc., so
    you can open a hotel, c-store, trinket shop, or any damn thing else.

    I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet.

    I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.

    I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.

    I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or
    Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to that crap
    from someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light. But I respect your
    right to.

    I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or
    fat-free on the package.

    I did not go to some foreign country and risk my life in vain and defend
    our constitution so that decades later you can tell me it's a living
    document ever changing and is open to interpretation.

    I don't hate the rich.

    I know wrestling is fake.

    I've never owned or was a slave, and a large percentage or our forefathers
    weren't wealthy enough to own one either.

    I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more dangerous than a
    Hell's Angel with an attitude.

    I want to know which church is it exactly where the "Rev." Jessie Jackson
    preaches; and besides what exactly is his job function.

    I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American should be
    allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime then you will serve the

    A rubber band and a paper clip is a dangerous weapon in the hands of
    someone with malicious intent.

    I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue
    to make more. If it ****es you off, invent the next operating system that's
    better and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that invented the
    Internet to help you.

    I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even suggesting it ****es me

    You're telling me that someone who is a minority, gay, disabled, another
    nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of this country has
    more value as a human being that I do as a white male.

    Hell, if someone kills anyone, I'd say that it's a hate crime.

    I like the convenience of buying oranges from a sidewalk vendor or while
    I'm waiting at a stoplight, and I'm pretty sure the Latin midget selling
    them to me is glad she no longer lives in a refrigerator box in East Dallas
    or is sleeping in the streets of her home country.

    We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the ones we already have.

    I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks. Excluding of course Thanksgiving, but I'm sure one day that will be changed to something more politically correct like "Sorry we stole all of your land and now the gov't gives you a check" Day.

    I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a
    parent with the brains to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say

    I think tattoos and piercings are fine, if they are tasteful and you want them, but please don't put them on your head or face and try to pretend they are a political statement.

    I believe you don't have to speak with a lisp to pick out a couch for your
    living room.

    I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was Ole Yeller.

    I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.

    I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made to keep silent
    because I have these beliefs and opinions.

    I thought this country allowed me that right through the first amendment

    I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's

    I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the
    mainstream liberals would like the world to believe otherwise.

    I do believe in what Andy, Uncle Jesse, and Ward always taught their kids, after all Opie, Luke & Bo, and the Beave did turn out to bad. Listen to what they had to say and it's not far from the mark.

    Yep I believe in the all mighty American game of football. No sniveling or whining, if you can play then fine, but I shouldn't have to have one hand tied behind my back or not wear a helmet because you suck.

    If your a woman and want to do the same things as men fine. Don't come ****ing and moaning to me though when it breaks and you can't fix it and need a big strong pig headed chauvinist
    Sometimes, doing the right thing means p***ing off the bosses.

    "And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee."

    Originally posted by dontknowwhy
    I still think troopers and deputies who work in the middle of no where with essentially no back up are the 'men among men' of the LEO world.
    Originally posted by weinerdog2000
    as far as your social experiment, if we cant film you then you cant film us, we will arrest you for obstruction of our freedom.

  • #2
    Took the words right out of my mouth. Well said


    • #3
      Well, I


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