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  • How Retired People Have Fun

    Okay, I'm far from being retired, but I thought this was funny:


    WORKING PEOPLE FREQUENTLY ASK RETIRED PEOPLE WHAT THEY DO TO MAKE THEIR DAYS INTERESTING.



    I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES. WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A CITY COP WRITING OUT A PARKING TICKET.



    I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON, BUDDY, HOW ABOUT GIVING A SENIOR A BREAK?"



    HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET. I CALLED HIM A NAME. HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED WRITING ANOTHER TICKET FOR HAVING WORN TIRES.



    SO I CALLED HIM A WORSE NAME.



    HE FINISHED THE SECOND TICKET AND PUT IT ON THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE FIRST. THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET.



    THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES. THE MORE I ABUSED I HIM, THE MORE TICKETS HE WROTE.



    I DIDN'T CARE. MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER. THIS ONE HAD A "HILLARY IN '08" BUMPER STICKER ON IT.



    I TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY NOW THAT I'M RETIRED. IT'S IMPORTANT AT OUR AGE.
    All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire.

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