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    > This is cute! Watch what happens after you send it on!
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    > NEVER SAY TO A COP
    >
    > 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
    >
    > 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
    >
    > 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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    > 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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    > 5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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    > 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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    > 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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    > 8. I pay your salary!
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    > 9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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    >
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    > 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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    > 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
    > cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
    >
    > 12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
    >

  • #2
    Originally posted by toby101
    > This is cute! Watch what happens after you send it on!
    >
    > NEVER SAY TO A COP
    >
    > 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
    >
    > 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
    >
    > 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
    >
    > 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
    >
    > 5. Are You Andy or Barney?
    >
    > 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
    >
    > 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
    >
    > 8. I pay your salary!
    >
    > 9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
    >
    >
    >
    > 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
    >
    > 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
    > cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
    >
    > 12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
    >
    8. I pay your salary= then give me a raise
    but ossifer im not to drive to drunk

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    • #3
      My response when someone says that they pay my salary is that I also pay taxes, and am therefore self-employed.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Bobecc
        My response when someone says that they pay my salary is that I also pay taxes, and am therefore self-employed.
        how rediculous that you pay taxes....

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        • #5
          1. No, you assume the position
          2.Didn't I see you get your *** kicked on COPS
          3.Do you have any idea how big of a hurry I am in?
          4.I hope you realize that your about to ruin a perfect record.
          5. Hey, Can you give me another one of those full body cavity searches, please?
          6. If you tried the stuff I just had, you wouldn't be so damn uptight.
          7.What exactly is "legally drunk?"
          8. Well I reached down to pick up my crackpipe, my gun fell off my lap ande got lodged in the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.



          Thats all I got.
          "In these modern times, many men are wounded for not having weapons or knowledge of their use."
          -Achille Marozzo, 1536

          Ne Obliviscaris - Do Not Forget

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          • #6
            Come on write the stupid ticket, the bar closes in 20 minutes.
            "In these modern times, many men are wounded for not having weapons or knowledge of their use."
            -Achille Marozzo, 1536

            Ne Obliviscaris - Do Not Forget

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