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    COWS
    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
    government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago,
    right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington.
    And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But, they are unable
    to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
    Maybe we should give them all a cow.


    CONSTITUTION
    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't
    we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart
    guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it
    anymore.


    TEN COMMANDMENTS
    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
    Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not
    Commit Adultery and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
    lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work
    environment!


    And Last but not least..... George Carlin said it best about Martha
    Stewart.. "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J.
    Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden
    too, but they take a woman in America willing to cook, clean, and
    work in the yard, and haul her *** off to jail."
    RIP Brett Thompson, 17, 09/12/1989-09/14/2006

    Seatbelts save lives

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    sad sad sad.........yes so true lol
    stay safe and always remember to look up!!

    "You've been talking to yourself in the mirror again haven't you ?

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    • #3
      That was a good one!

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