Jokes for around the office

[toby101]

I can't take full credit for these, but I got these off of a website.


When two (ore more) people are working a desks that are put next to each other, switch their telephone cords. With all those cables lying around it will take some time before they find that one out!

Put a peice of onion or a clove of garlic inside the mouthpiece of a phone. Give it some time for it to fester and build up a strong odor. Then call them and keep them on the phone for as long as possible.

It is allways a good habit to lock your computer before heading off for coffee or a smoke. When someone forgets and leaves a Word document or an email open, type a single word somewhere in the text.

[NOTINLE]

Change the mouse to a dominate right click instead of the standard left click. My computer, control panel, mouse then select "left handed user".
** this is good for hours of laughs **

[duckfan]

What ever happened to the good old days. We never pulled crap like this. We used to put fingerprint ink on the phone earpiece. I guess that stuff's hard to find nowadays.

[toby101]

What ever happened to the good old days. We never pulled crap like this. We used to put fingerprint ink on the phone earpiece. I guess that stuff's hard to find nowadays.

I don't know about you, but my local department doesn't have that ink crap anymore. They have upgraded to a computer scanning thing. PRETTY NICE!!!!!!!!

[letshearit4blue]

I don't know about you, but my local department doesn't have that ink crap anymore. They have upgraded to a computer scanning thing. PRETTY NICE!!!!!!!!

Man I wish... I got slapped in the face once by a kid after I fingerprinted him. Of course, this was AFTER he was struggling and managed to stick his PALM in the ink pad and miss all his fingers.