Yo Momma and Daddy jokes

[AMG]

yo momma so......

black if i sprinkled salt on her she would look like deep space

black if she stood between two buildings she would be an alley

strong she can swim in the street

black, she leaves fingerprints on coal

dumb she was fired for putting W's on M&M's

so skinny she can hang glide on a dorito

yo daddy so

black when he get out of the car the oil light comes on

black when he get cut he smokes

[That Guy]

WARNING: You would have to have grown up in the 80's or 90's to understand these.

--Yo' momma so fat that when she wears a Malcom X jacket, helicopters try to land on her back....

--Yo' momma so dumb she talks back to her Rice Krispies...

Yo' momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs....

TGY

[toby101]

Your mommy is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone!!!!!!!!!

[AMG]

Yo moma so nasty she gave me a ear infection after phone sex

Yo moma so so skinny she swallowed a BB and looked pregnant

[Welpe]

Yo daddy's so fat when he sat down in class, he sat next to everybody.

[TPD Cadet]

Yo mammas so stupid she got locked in a grocerie store and died of starvation!!

[copsluvme]

your mommas so fat she took a dip in the ocean and came back with a harpoon in her @$$

your mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and farted skittles

[Gab-E]

yo momma so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes"

[Big Sexy]

Your fathers so gay, when he went missing they put his photo on the back of vaseline jars.

Your father is so black, he has to wear white gloves to eat tootsie rolls.

Your sisters dyslexic, she thinks she's the pimp and the hoe.

[trpr2b]

You're mama's so cross-eyed when she cries tears run down her back.

You're mama's so stupid she gave your uncle a BJ because she heard it would help his unemployment.

You're mama's so fat after she gets finished having sex she doesn't smoke cigarettes she smokes ham.

You're mama's so fat that when she goes to the all you can eat buffet they change the sign to all you SHOULD eat.