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    How to make a woman happy

    It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a s exologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43 passionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
    44. give her compliments regularly
    45. love shopping
    46. be honest
    47. be very rich
    48. not stress her out
    49. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
    50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
    53. to never forget:

    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes


    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Feed him
    2. F_ck him
    3. Shut the f_ck up.
    "OBSTACLES ARE THOSE FRIGHTFUL THING YOU SEE WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF YOUR GOAL" HENRY FORD

  • #2
    Originally posted by ecpd170
    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Feed him
    2. F_ck him
    3. Shut the f_ck up.
    Amen to that. Especially #3.
    If it wasn't for STUPID PEOPLE I'd be unemployed.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by ecpd170
      How to make a woman happy

      It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

      1. a friend
      2. a companion
      3. a lover
      4. a brother
      5. a father
      6. a master
      7. a chef
      8. an electrician
      9. a carpenter
      10. a plumber
      11. a mechanic
      12. a decorator
      13. a stylist
      14. a s exologist
      15. a gynecologist
      16. a psychologist
      17. a pest exterminator
      18. a psychiatrist
      19. a healer
      20. a good listener
      21. an organizer
      22. a good father
      23. very clean
      24. sympathetic
      25. athletic
      26. warm
      27. attentive
      28. gallant
      29. intelligent
      30. funny
      31. creative
      32. tender
      33. strong
      34. understanding
      35. tolerant
      36. prudent
      37. ambitious
      38. capable
      39. courageous
      40. determined
      41. true
      42. dependable
      43 passionate

      WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
      44. give her compliments regularly
      45. love shopping
      46. be honest
      47. be very rich
      48. not stress her out
      49. not look at other girls

      AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
      50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
      51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
      52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

      IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
      53. to never forget:

      * birthdays
      * anniversaries
      * arrangements she makes


      HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

      1. Feed him
      2. F_ck him
      3. Shut the f_ck up.



      you forgot one very important thing!


      HAVE SOME STAMINA!
      _______________________________
      Who is this cowboy that's sleepin beside me.
      He's awful cute but how'd I get his shirt on, I had too much TEQUILA last night!

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      • #4
        See now? Is that asking so much??

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        • #5
          Originally posted by SWATcop
          Amen to that. Especially #3.
          That #3, swings BOTH ways!
          When I'll be the girl that you love, you'll be the boy that I hate...

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          • #6
            That post couldn't be more true. I'm going to print it off and put it on my fridge so she will see it....

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Quopper
              That #3, swings BOTH ways!
              Even on this forum?
              Hail hail the gang's all here, when the going gets tough I know my friends will still be there. - Drop Kick Murphys, "The Gang's all Here"

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Welpe
                Even on this forum?
                Only if Bodie is involved!

                Sorry couldn't help it! I like Bodie I swear, just messing around!
                When I'll be the girl that you love, you'll be the boy that I hate...

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                • #9
                  and take her camping (its very relaxing)
                  but ossifer im not to drive to drunk

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                  • #10
                    Gee, that list is sad....




                    BUT TRUE!
                    LOL

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                    • #11
                      I must be easy than! lol I am happy if he doesn't just dump his heavy boots at the foot of the bed for me to trip over in the morning when I get up before he does (0600) to make breakfast and lunch for HIM! Seven years I still throw his boots out of my way! crikey
                      stay safe and always remember to look up!!

                      "You've been talking to yourself in the mirror again haven't you ?

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