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  • BaseballBabe
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    LMAO...

    That is hilarious,Tom. Thanks for sharing it.

    Leave a comment:

  • LovnTheFuzz
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  • LovnTheFuzz
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    What's so funny about that?











    lol
    Ok - where is the Spanish version?

    Leave a comment:

  • sgttom
    Wrong Place, Right Time.

  • sgttom
    started a topic 2005 California DL application

    2005 California DL application

    2005 CALIFORNIA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION
    Name: ___________________ Stage Name:__________________
    Agent: ___________________ Attorney:____________! ________
    Therapist's Name: _________________
    Sex:
    [ ] Male
    [ ] Female*
    [ ] Formerly Male
    [ ] Formerly Female
    [ ] Both
    *If female, indicate breast implant size: _______
    Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a
    motor vehicle in any way?
    [ ] Yes
    [ ] No
    Please list brand of cell phone: ________.
    If you don't own a cell phone, please explain why you don't:
    ______________________________________________
    (Use extra pages, if necessary)

    Please check hair color:
    Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde
    Teenagers: [ ] Red [ ] Orange [ ] Green [ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ]
    Skinhead [ ]
    Other ___________


    Please check activities you perform while driving: (Check all that
    apply)
    [ ] Eating
    [ ] Drinking Starbucks coffee
    [ ] Applying make-up
    [ ] Shaving (male or female)
    [X] Talking on the phone (already checked for your convenience)
    [ ] Lifting weights
    [ ] Slapping kids in the back-seat
    [ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs
    [ ] Tanning
    [ ] Snorting cocaine
    [ ] Watching TV
    [ ] Reading Variety
    [ ] Surfing the net via laptop
    [ ] Discharging firearms / reloading


    Please indicate how many times, while driving, you expect to:
    [ ] a) Shoot at other drivers ___
    [ ] b) Be shot at ___


    If you are the victim of a carjacking, you should immediately:
    [ ] a) Call the police to report the crime.
    [ ] b) Call Channel 9 News to report the crime, then watch your car on
    the news in a high-speed chase.
    [ ] c) Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against cellular phone
    company for your 911 call not going through.
    [ ] d) Call your therapist.


    In the event of an earthquake, you should:
    [ ] a) Stop your car.
    [ ] b) Keep driving and hope for the best.
    [ ] c) Immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones.
    [ ] d) Pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 9.


    In the instance of rain, you should:
    [ ] a) Never drive over 5 MPH.
    [ ] b) Drive twice as fast as usual.
    [ ] c) You're not sure what "rain" is.


    Please indicate your current number of therapy sessions per week:
    ________


    Are you presently taking any of the following medications?
    [ ] a) Prozac
    [ ] b) Zovirax
    [ ] c) Lithium
    [ ] d) Zanax
    [ ] e) Valium
    [ ] f) Medical pot
    [ ] g) Zoloft
    [ ] h) All of the above
    [ ] i) None of the above*
    * If none, please explain: __________________.


    Length of daily commute:
    [ ] a) Less than 1 hour*
    [ ] b) 1 hour
    [ ] c) 2 hours
    [ ] d) 3 hours
    [ ] e) 4 hours or more
    * If less than 1 hour, please explain:____________________.


    When stopped by police, you should:
    [ ] a) Pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form
    ready.
    [ ] b) Try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the freeway.
    [ ] c) Have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack, thus
    ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit profit.


    When you see a woman driver with her arm extended out the window, it
    means:
    [ ] a) Her turn-signals are broken.
    [ ] b) She is giving an indication she intends to change lanes.
    [ ] c) She is drying her nails.


    Which part of your car will wear out first?
    [ ] a) The wiper blades
    [ ] b) The seat belts
    [ ] c) The horn


    Automatic door locks are good for:
    [ ] a) Security
    [ ] b) Convenience
    [ ] c) Messing with the heads of people trying to get in.


    The "bright" setting on your headlights is for:
    [ ] a) Dark, poorly lit roads
    [ ] b) Flashing to get the car ahead to move out of the way
    [ ] c) Revenge

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