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    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

    With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

    With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00.
    Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

    It's called the 401-Keg Plan

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    Originally posted by LovnTheFuzz
    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

    With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

    With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00.
    Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

    It's called the 401-Keg Plan

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      Hey if one person smiled today - My job is done.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by LovnTheFuzz
        Hey if one person smiled today - My job is done.
        Already enrolled, and seeing excellent returns.
        "I only had a couple!"

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        • #5
          I'm a major shareholder in this plan. It's great!
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          Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun.
          And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son.

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