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    So there was this big city bus driver who retired after 30 years and moved to a small suburb. After about a month he realized that he missed the job and went to the local city and applied for a job.

    The bus boss told him that he could hire him right away but he had to drive a particularly difficult route that went to sesame street. The guy said that was fine as he had been a driver in the big city for 30 years and could handle anything.

    So, the first day on the job and the driver makes his first stop. He opens the door and these two extremely large women get on the bus....(stomp your feet) stomp stomp stomp...

    "Hi" one of the women says. "my name is Patty, and this is my sister Patty."

    The driver says Hi and they stomp to the back of the bus.....

    Next stop, door opens;

    This skinny guy gets on and says, "Hi, I'm Ross, and I'm special."

    Hi, says the driver......

    So, he hits the last stop, opens the door and sees a guy sitting on the bus stop bench picking at his feet.

    The guy looks up and says "Hi, my name is Lester Cheese and I have bunyons, can I pick them on your bus?"

    About this time the bus driver decides that maybe he should have stayed retired, after all.........

    are you ready????

    u sure????

    ok, here it goes.......

    You try driving two obese patties, special Ross, Lester Cheese pickin bunyons on your sesame street bus.......

    OMG thats funny
    There's no substitute for strength,
    and no excuse for a lack of it!!

  • #2
    Son you need help, professional help; NOW.

    But it was funny, in a weird way.


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    between you
    and all the money in the world.

    And no you can't have any.


    • #3
      I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
      I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

      "Why didn't you put that out on the radio?"
      "I don't know Sarge, I guess I got caught up in the moment"
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      • #4
        OMFG.. GREAT FIND!
        I'm going to have to share that one...


        • #5
          Unusual. Sick. A little demented. Makes me worry because I liked it!
          Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun.
          And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son.


          • #6
            Ahhh....mmmmm......still thinking....oh my god...my head is starting to hurt....but a...yeah...
            I think girls go after me for my Jeep


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