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  • Am I A BAD American?

    Am I A BAD American?
    (Or, things many Americans believe but are afraid to admit or speak out loud).


    I like big cars (the faster the better), big boats, big houses, and naturally - Great Legs.


    I don't believe in paying foreigners for natural resources we can pull out of the ground in our own country just because some cry-baby environmentalist who has never done a real day's work filed a lawsuit.

    I believe the only real shortage in America is one of "common sense."

    I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some middle-aged governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.

    I don't care about appearing compassionate.

    I believe in "buying American."

    I don't believe burning the flag is free speech unless you recognize my right to punch you in the mouth for doing it.

    I do not think playing with toy guns makes you a killer.

    I believe in respecting ones elders, no matter how old you are.

    I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

    I believe schools should be teaching reading, writing, and arithmetic. Not diversity, tolerance, self-esteem, and all the other politically correct garbage that has kids shooting each other in school these days.

    I believe in equal opportunity, not equal outcome.

    I believe in nuclear power.

    I don't believe that the separation of church and state in our constitution was intended to make GOD a dirty word.

    I think I'm doing better than the homeless.

    I believe that government officials that cannot account for every penny spent by their department should go to jail, not get a promotion.

    I don't believe animals have rights. I believe WE have a responsibility to treat them humanely and without unnecessary cruelty.

    I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

    I believe that reparations for slavery have already been paid in blood on the battlefields of the Civil War. Not to mention 30 years of failed social programs that have wasted billions of taxpayer dollars.

    I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird or **** me off.

    I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it. Hell, just ask my wife.

    I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy queen shake, pack of cigarettes, or hotel room you should do it in English. As a matter of fact, if you are an American citizen you should speak English. My father and grandfather shouldn't have to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come disrespect ours.

    I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry *** if you're running. If you can't understand the word freeze or stop in English, See the previous line.

    I don't believe in Hyphenated-Americans. You're an American or you're not. Make up your mind and relocate if the answer is "NOT."

    I believe in taking responsibility for my actions.

    Calling yourself an "environmentalist" doesn't make you holier, or even smarter than the rest of us. In fact, there is a great deal of evidence to the contrary.

    I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions, actions, or restrictions of our civil liberties. If I received oral sex from one of my subordinate employees in my office, "it wouldn't be a private matter or my personal business." I would have been FIRED immediately.

    I know how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount when needed.

    I know what the definition of lying is. I also know the definition of "is".

    I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you qualify for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can open a hotel, c-store, trinket shop, or any damn thing else.

    I want them to bring back real fireworks.

    I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to it from someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light.

    I believe the road to Hell is paved with good intentions, especially those where government is involved.

    I don't think that being a college student gives you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box.

    I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.

    We did not go to some foreign country and risk lives in vain to defend our constitution so that decades later you can tell us it's a living document, ever changing, and open to interpretation.

    I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

    I know wrestling is fake, and still like to watch.

    I've never owned or was a slave, and a large percentage of our Forefathers weren't wealthy enough to own one either. Hell, most of us didn't arrive here till after the Civil War
    THE OTHER PLACE...A Forum to get away to

    Patience with ignorance

    Everyone is gay until proven striaght.

    I am the one you want and what you want is so unreal--M.M.

    When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed--M.M.

    Art may imitate life, but life imitates TV--Ani Difranco

  • #2
    thats great that sums it up
    "OBSTACLES ARE THOSE FRIGHTFUL THING YOU SEE WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF YOUR GOAL" HENRY FORD

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    • #3
      Very well put!
      I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

      "Why didn't you put that out on the radio?"
      "I don't know Sarge, I guess I got caught up in the moment"
      "The MOMENT is when we F--king need you!" - K-9 Sgt Myhre to unidentified Officer


      In Valor there is Hope

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      • #4
        If so i must be too
        Originally Posted by VegasMetro
        maybe it’s me but I think a six pack and midget porn makes for good times?????

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        • #5
          you've been reading my diary huh?
          Liberalism is a mental disorder
          -Resistance implies Guilt-

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          • #6
            I just love 'em all!!

            Originally posted by Photogrrlz
            Am I A BAD American?

            I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy queen shake, pack of cigarettes, or hotel room you should do it in English. As a matter of fact, if you are an American citizen you should speak English. My father and grandfather shouldn't have to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come disrespect ours.

            I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry *** if you're running. If you can't understand the word freeze or stop in English, See the previous line.
            And people look at me weird whenever I scream "English! God Dang It!" everytime I use the ATM machine. Hey, I say to everyone, if I can speak english and I came from other side of the world , everybody else better know it too - whether you came the other side of the fence or the other side of the ocean.
            "Don't be an Idiot - Use your common sense!" - Freakapino

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Photogrrlz
              Am I A BAD American?

              *edit*

              So saith me.....
              Hallelujah and witness it, Sister!

              Can I get an Amen?

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              • #8
                And so your rep grows! 1 point from yours truly
                "If there must be trouble let it be in my day,that my child may have peace."
                Thomas Paine

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by empd528
                  And so your rep grows! 1 point from yours truly
                  Hey thanks... So does yours
                  (tried to give it to you, but I guess I did that once already)

                  I thought it was a pretty good email forward a friend sent me....lol
                  THE OTHER PLACE...A Forum to get away to

                  Patience with ignorance

                  Everyone is gay until proven striaght.

                  I am the one you want and what you want is so unreal--M.M.

                  When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed--M.M.

                  Art may imitate life, but life imitates TV--Ani Difranco

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                  • #10
                    LOL.. that was great...


                    U sure you didn't get that from my computer?


                    *checks his computer files for missing files*

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                    • #11
                      Can I get an Amen....

                      I aspire to be as bad of an American...
                      When you absolutely, posotively have to go 10 miles in 5 minutes- CVPI!!![/

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                      • #12
                        Copied and saved; thank you.
                        Kelly

                        We are the thin blue line
                        between you
                        and all the money in the world.

                        And no you can't have any.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by wolverine652001
                          LOL.. that was great...


                          U sure you didn't get that from my computer?


                          *checks his computer files for missing files*
                          *Hiding Wovlerine's porn files that I took off his puter*
                          THE OTHER PLACE...A Forum to get away to

                          Patience with ignorance

                          Everyone is gay until proven striaght.

                          I am the one you want and what you want is so unreal--M.M.

                          When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed--M.M.

                          Art may imitate life, but life imitates TV--Ani Difranco

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Photogrrlz
                            *Hiding Wovlerine's porn files that I took off his puter*

                            Hey... what did you do with my "Avy" vids? I want those back, those were... SPECIAL to me.




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                            • #15
                              I know this is an old thread but I unfortunately stumbled accross it and want to comment on it. It has to be the worst damn thread I have read on here. I've read many of your threads and until now I enjoyed reading them. What the hell is wrong with you people? Those are some of the most ingnorant statements I've ever heard and to top it off you sound DAMN proud. How f*cking sad.

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