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    A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading, when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question....

    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?"

    HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

    WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

    HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."

    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

    HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

    WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

    WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

    HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

    WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

    HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

    WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

    HUSBAND: "No, I'm
    sure she'd want her own."

    WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

    HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

    WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

    HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

    WIFE: -- silence --

    HUSBAND: "$hit."

    "Po Po coming through!" all rights reserved DJS

    'Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?'

    M16/AR15/M4 Armorer

  • #2
    Good one, the version I once heard finished like this:

    Q: Would you give her my clothes to wear?

    A: Oh, gawd no, she's nowhere near as big as you are!
    "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

    Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

    Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.


    • #3
      hhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha thats funny.
      Gotta catch em allll.........


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