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    got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

    CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

    McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

    Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

    My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

    A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

    A picture is now only worth 200 words.

    When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

    The Treasure Island Casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

    Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

    And, finally...

    I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck!

    There are no stupid questions, but there sure are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

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    A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico

    You know, a lot of Americans are leaving America for Latin America and starting over over there...

    But keep with the thread

    The New York Yankees are now getting player from their farm system....ZING!...

    Donald Trump is eating pizza at a chain pizzeria (and w/ a fork, WTF)...


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