Listen up Arizona!

[Sgt. Slaughter]

What 2 cities have the most Mexicans?



















Tent City and Food City.

Told to the Sarge today by a heavily tattooed Hispanic dude.

[La Linea]

A local officer got me with one a while back. He says " Did you hear they found two heads in the alley in Douglas behind Food City this morning", I say " No, I hadn't heard that", and he says "Yeah, a head of lettuce and a head of cabbage"

Edit: You would probably have to know the nefarious nature of Douglas Arizona and it's sister city directly across the border, Agua Prieta, Sonora Mexico to get the full effect of that particular joke.

[Firestone]

Haha. I'm using that one. Thanks Sarge.

[asullivan]

Yea every time I go to da' supply store Iz tell da' clerk dat' "dar's a head of chink cabbage walk'in 'round", and I point to one of ma' wives....


they seem ta' scatter......