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    The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember

    the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We

    went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the

    back fence and I made love to you.'

    'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'

    'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there

    again and we can do it for old time's sake?'

    'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good


    A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their

    conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to

    himself, 'I've got to see these two old-timers having sex

    against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's

    no trouble.'

    So he follows them.

    The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each

    other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they

    get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the

    fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops

    his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man

    moves in.

    Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that

    the policeman has ever seen.

    This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making

    loud noises and moaning and screaming.

    Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

    The policeman is amazed.

    He thinks he has learned something about life and old age

    that he didn't know.

    After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering

    , the old couple struggles to their feet and puts their

    clothes back on.

    The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself,

    'this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their

    secret is.'

    So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but

    that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex

    life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

    Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years

    ago that wasn't an electric fence.’

    "Po Po coming through!" all rights reserved DJS

    'Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?'


    M16/AR15/M4 Armorer

  • #2
    LMAO OMG that is so funny.

    Well done Zeplin hahahhahaha

    There are no stupid questions, but there sure are a lot of inquisitive idiots.


    • #3
      LOL...very good!



      • #4


        • #5
          ROFL......that was good!


          • #6
            ..... ....
            Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.


            • #7
              Wait a minute....that cop said he wouldn't tell anyone!
              "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

              Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

              Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.


              • #8
                omfg that was funny
                Gotta catch em allll.........


                • #9
                  Originally posted by Kieth M. View Post
                  Wait a minute....that cop said he wouldn't tell anyone!
                  Only if it wasn't funny...

                  Since it was, he had to tell.
                  It's not the will to win that matters...everyone has that. It's the will to prepare to win that matters.
                  Paul "Bear" Bryant


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