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  • Medical Distinction Between

    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'



    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'



    Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.

    Both result in death
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    My laptop now has Diet Coke all over it thanks to you. I will be sending you the bill lol.
    "Naw officer, I was hanging with my cousin"

    "Sooo, real cousin or play cousins ?"

    Originally posted by JasperST
    I'm thinking a battalion of menstruating bearded women could kick some serious booty!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by USMARINE View Post
      My laptop now has Diet Coke all over it thanks to you. I will be sending you the bill lol.
      Yeah, if I hadn't set down my coffee before reading this, my laptop would have been at risk of drowning, too.
      --
      Capital Punishment means never having to say "you again?"

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        that is toooooo funny
        This is for all you parents that like to put your kids names on the back of your mini-vans.

        STOP IT! There are predators that will use that information against them!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by zeplin View Post
          BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
          LMFAO! Oh, that is good stuff.......New sig line!

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