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  • Philosophy, from a male perspective.

    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her - David Bissonette



    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together - Sacha Guitry



    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher - Socrates



    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them - Anonymous



    The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas



    I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me - Sigmund Freud



    'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays - Anonymous



    There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage - Sam Kinison



    I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't - James Holt McGavra



    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up - Patrick Murray



    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... - Nash



    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to - Anonymous



    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met - Henny Youngman




    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong - Rodney Dangerfield



    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' - Anonymous



    First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' - Anonymous
    If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence of your attempt.

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