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A man left work Friday afternoon. Being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend drinking and hunting with the boys, burning through his entire paycheck. When he finally arrived at home Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally, his wife calmly said, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."
He didn't see her all day Monday. Tuesday, then Wednesday went by with the same results.
Thursday, the swelling went down just enough so he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
Finally, his wife calmly said, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."
He didn't see her all day Monday. Tuesday, then Wednesday went by with the same results.
Thursday, the swelling went down just enough so he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
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