Conservative earing

[JasperST]

A guy is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

He knows that his co-worker is a conservative man, so naturally he’s curious about the sudden change in fashion sense. He walks up to him and says, “Hey Phil, I didn’t know that you were into earrings.”

“Don’t make such a big deal out of it, it’s only an earring!”

“Well, I’m curious, how long have you been into wearing earrings, I never saw one before and I've known you for five years.”

“Um....ever since my wife found it.”