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  • walexlouis
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    lmao my note would have been a little different...

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  • SBSO_DISPATCHER
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    i'd have to cut off a few feet

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  • Warbird87
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    funny, but the lady does say in her note that he needed to have at "LEAST" 7 inches... so, really he wouldnt have to cut off 3.... i dunno not in a good mood today maybe im just looking to much into things and ruined the joke for myself.

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  • cops-wife
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    omg thats funny!

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  • Michigan
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    lmao .

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  • zeplin
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    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing!!!!!!!!!

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  • btfp
    started a topic Have a drinki

    Have a drinki

    A man at a local bar saw an very sexy lady sit down and he decided to get to know her. He proffered her a drink by the bartender. Without even looking up she scribbled a note to the bartender for him to take back to the gentleman.
    It said :
    For me to accept this wine you have to drive a Mercedes, have a million dollars in your bank and have at lest 7 inches down your pants.
    The man wrote his own note back.
    Sweetheart, looks are deceiving. lamborghini in my garage in jackson Hole Wyoming, a mazarati in the garage in Beverly Hills and a Rolls Royce for my Penthouse in NYC. I have a portfolio worth over 25 million. But not even for a lady as fine as yourself will I cut off 3 inches. Just send the wine back.

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