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A man at a local bar saw an very sexy lady sit down and he decided to get to know her. He proffered her a drink by the bartender. Without even looking up she scribbled a note to the bartender for him to take back to the gentleman.
It said :
For me to accept this wine you have to drive a Mercedes, have a million dollars in your bank and have at lest 7 inches down your pants.
The man wrote his own note back.
Sweetheart, looks are deceiving. lamborghini in my garage in jackson Hole Wyoming, a mazarati in the garage in Beverly Hills and a Rolls Royce for my Penthouse in NYC. I have a portfolio worth over 25 million. But not even for a lady as fine as yourself will I cut off 3 inches. Just send the wine back.
It said :
For me to accept this wine you have to drive a Mercedes, have a million dollars in your bank and have at lest 7 inches down your pants.
The man wrote his own note back.
Sweetheart, looks are deceiving. lamborghini in my garage in jackson Hole Wyoming, a mazarati in the garage in Beverly Hills and a Rolls Royce for my Penthouse in NYC. I have a portfolio worth over 25 million. But not even for a lady as fine as yourself will I cut off 3 inches. Just send the wine back.
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