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  • Hillbilly Vasectomy

    After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

    So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

    The doctor told him... that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

    'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'

    The hillbilly said to the doctor,

    'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'

    'Trust me,' said the doctor.

    So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

    '1'

    '2'

    '3'

    '4'

    '5'

    At which point, he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

    This procedure will work in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, parts of Georgia, Florida and West Virginia ...
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  • #2
    Haha, nice. And I like the 'parts of Georgia' haha
    Originally posted by Ceridwen
    Just one would be stingy of me, I'd have to get two. For the children.

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    • #3
      It'd work in most of Missouri, too
      Those of us that are in this profession have much thicker skins than the average person. Your "insults" are not even a good pimple on the *** of what truly bothers us. -Iowa 1603

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