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  • Viagra and Old Age

    Found on a different forum, but I think these deserves a place here -



    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names; a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has the generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen; Amoxil's generic name is Amoxicillin, and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and after careful consideration by a team of government experts, they have recently announced that they have settled on the generic name of:

    Mycoxaflopping.

    Also in consideration were; mycoxafallen; mydixadruping; mydixarisen; dixafix; and of course, Ibepokin.

    In a surprise announcement, Pfizer Corp., said that soon Viagra would be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi-Cola as a power beverage suitable as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to pour himself a 'stiff one.'

    Obviously, we can no longer call this mix a soft drink, since this gives a new meaning to the names of 'cocktails,' highballs,' and just an old fashion 'stiff drink.' Pepsi will market the new concoction with the trade name' Mount&Do.

    THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimers research, so that means by 2030/40 there should be a large elderly population with perky boob's and huge erections with absolutely no idea of what to do with them.

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    Where to Eat?

    A group of 40 year-old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Brick House restaurant because the waitresses there have low cut blouses and are very attractive.

    10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Brick House because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good as well.

    10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Brick House because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.

    10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Brick House because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible.

    10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Brick House because they have never been there before.
    I'd rather live one day as a lion, than a dozen years as a sheep.

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    Lmao

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      Very Nice!

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      And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son.

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