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    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,

    'Jesus knows you're here.'

    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

    When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

    Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard

    'Jesus is watching you.'

    Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

    Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

    'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

    'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that Jesus is watching you.'

    The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

    'Moses,' replied the bird.

    'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

    'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

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    Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun.
    And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son.

  • #2
    Quite funny
    If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence of your attempt.

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    • #3
      lol .
      Certified troll.

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