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Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : 'Nothing....? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
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Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : 'Nothing....? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
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Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.
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