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    Man who run in

    Front of car get tired.

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    Man who run behind

    Car get exhausted.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Man with one

    Chopstick go hungry.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Man who scratch butt

    Should not bite fingernails.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Man who eat many

    Prunes get good run for money..

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Baseball is wrong:

    Man with four balls cannot walk.

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    War does not

    Determine who is right, war determine who is

    Left.

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    Wife who put

    Husband in doghouse soon find him in

    Cathouse.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Man who fight with

    Wife all day get no piece at night.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    It take many nails

    To build crib, but one screw to fill it.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Man who drive like

    Hell, bound to get there.

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    Man who live in

    Glass house should change clothes in

    Basement.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Man who fish in

    Other man's well often catch crabs.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Crowded elevator

    Smell different to midget.

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    Man who have hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

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    • #3
      Man who have hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
      LMAO
      MDRDEP:

      There are no stupid questions, but there sure are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

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      • #4
        Man who lay under car with tool in hand not necessarily mechanic
        If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence of your attempt.

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        • #5
          man who walk though airport terminal sideways going to Bangkok

          virginity like bubble... one *****, all gone

          man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night

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          • #6
            Man's wife his better half....

            ...his mistress his better whole.
            sigpic
            Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun.
            And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son.

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            • #7
              Man who sit on toilet... high on pot
              Man who go to bed with itchy bumhole wake up with stinky finger
              Man who leap off cliff quickly jump to conclusion

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              • #8
                Woman who fly upside down have crack up

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by nolo View Post
                  Woman who fly upside down have crack up
                  Oh my goodness. I held off on that one and there ya go!!!

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                  • #10
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                    Last edited by SBSO_DISPATCHER; 12-05-2009, 04:46 AM. Reason: .............................
                    Gotta catch em allll.........

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                    • #11
                      Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand

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                      • #12
                        Woman who sit on judges lap get honorable discharge
                        “Fear not the night.

                        Fear that which walks the night.

                        And I am that which walks the night.

                        But only evil need fear me…

                        and gentle souls sleep safe in their beds…

                        because I walk the night.”

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                        • #13
                          Virginity like bubble, one pr*ck all gone.

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                          • #14
                            These are very funny.
                            09

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                            • #15
                              Man who sit on tack get point!

                              Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

                              Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!
                              ____________ _____________
                              "Those Who Stand For Nothing, Fall For Anything" - Alexander Hamilton

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