A Perfect Excuse

[jcioccke]

This is an old one but I love it.

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"

[leesrt]

This is an old one but I love it.

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"

Thank you sir, have a nice day and drive safe.

[yangsTa]

This joke is older than the internet. But its still funny

[KapsFB]

Another oldie but I like the one where the cop pulls over a car with two hoodlums in it. Driver hoodlum gives the cop a rash so the cop pulls him from the car and beats the crap outta him. Passenger hoodlum sits by watching in horror.

Once done with the driver, the cop proceeds to pull the passenger out and beats the crap outta him too. Passenger asks "Why you go and do that?"

Cop responds "Just fulfilling your wish cause I know a couple miles down the road, you'd tell you buddy 'I wish that mf'r would'a tried that chit on me!'"

[jcioccke]

Another oldie but I like the one where the cop pulls over a car with two hoodlums in it. Driver hoodlum gives the cop a rash so the cop pulls him from the car and beats the crap outta him. Passenger hoodlum sits by watching in horror.

Once done with the driver, the cop proceeds to pull the passenger out and beats the crap outta him too. Passenger asks "Why you go and do that?"

Cop responds "Just fulfilling your wish cause I know a couple miles down the road, you'd tell you buddy 'I wish that mf'r would'a tried that chit on me!'"

OMG that was Hilarious!!!!

[SBSO_DISPATCHER]

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