Road Kill

[Bushranger]

Just picture this. A station hand who was employed on a very remote cattle station who had never driven on sealed roads before. One day, the station hand was the only one available at the homestead when the generator brok down and the boss told the station hand he had to go to the city to pick up some critical machinery parts. A couple of hours later the Boss received a phone call....................

'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my ute and it's wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out.'

The manager says,'Ok, there's a .303 rifle behind the seat and some ammunition in the rear toolbox. Take the rifle out, load it with some ammo, shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him.'

Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, 'I did what you said boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bar. No problem there, but I still can't go on'.

'Now what's the problem?' raged the Manager.

'Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right-front wheel arch.'

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'You there Boss?'

[Michigan]

BOO.

[SBSO_DISPATCHER]

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[ArkLawman]

Booooooooooooo