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    A young man goes into a chemist to buy some condoms.
    The Pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which
    he would like.
    "Well" he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot.
    I want the condoms because I think tonight's the night. We're having dinner
    with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I am going
    to get lucky. Once she's had me, she'll want it all the time, so you had better
    give me the 12 pack."
    Later that evening whilst having dinner with his girlfriend and her parents,
    he asks if he might give the blessing. He begins to pray, and continues to
    pray for several minutes.
    The girlfriend leans over and says "You never told me you were religious"
    The man replied "You never told me your Father was a pharmacist!"
    OUTBREAK, Limericks Zombie Festival 2011

  • #2
    lol..."want to get away?"
    Dispatch: "All units be advised, he's on foot in a red dodge pick up truck."
    Me: "Ummm, control..."


    • #3
      Got me for a second on the "chemist" bit 'til I saw your tag.

      Funny thing that language we speak. Spent some time on your end of the pond and it took a bit to get used to what I was supposedly speaking my whole life.

      Funny joke, too! Thanks for the laugh.
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      • #4
        Last edited by SBSO_DISPATCHER; 12-05-2009, 06:02 AM.
        Gotta catch em allll.........


        • #5
          Yea, I thought it was a typo. Didnt realize where he lived.
          Dispatch: "All units be advised, he's on foot in a red dodge pick up truck."
          Me: "Ummm, control..."


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