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Got me for a second on the "chemist" bit 'til I saw your tag.
Funny thing that language we speak. Spent some time on your end of the pond and it took a bit to get used to what I was supposedly speaking my whole life.
Funny joke, too! Thanks for the laugh.
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A young man goes into a chemist to buy some condoms.
The Pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which
he would like.
"Well" he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot.
I want the condoms because I think tonight's the night. We're having dinner
with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I am going
to get lucky. Once she's had me, she'll want it all the time, so you had better
give me the 12 pack."
Later that evening whilst having dinner with his girlfriend and her parents,
he asks if he might give the blessing. He begins to pray, and continues to
pray for several minutes.
The girlfriend leans over and says "You never told me you were religious"
The man replied "You never told me your Father was a pharmacist!"Tags: None
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