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    A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot for viewing submarine races on Lake Ontario.
    > He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
    > The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
    > Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a play boy magazine.. He immediately
    > notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation,
    > the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
    > The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, Officer?"
    > The cop says: "What are you doing?"
    > The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine..."
    > Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?"
    > The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails."
    > Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane ...
    > and nothing obscene is happening!
    > The cop asks: "'What's your age, young man?"
    > The young man says: "I'm 22, sir."
    > The cop asks: "And her ... what's her age?"
    > The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."

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    Originally posted by 2411Show View Post
    The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
    A truly inspiring display of self-restraint.
    Capital Punishment means never having to say "you again?"


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