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    I had a flat tire on the interstate, so I eased my car over to the
    shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.

    I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of
    my car facing oncoming traffic.

    They look so life like you wouldn't believe it!
    They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching

    To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men which
    made it safer for me to work at the side of the road.

    And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their
    horns and waving like crazy.
    It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me.

    He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he
    was not a happy camper!

    'What's going on here?'

    'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.

    'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'

    I couldn't believe that he didn't know.. So I told him,

    'Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers.'
    Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun.
    And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son.

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    That is great!
    Sky above me, Earth below me.... FIRE inside me

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