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  • Catholics at a coffee break...

    Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

    The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

    The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

    The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

    The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

    Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

    She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, she's got size 40DD breasts, 24" stomach and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, 'Oh My God'."
    Last edited by Kieth M.; 10-17-2009, 02:06 PM.
    "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

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    lololol..........!
    Dispatch: "All units be advised, he's on foot in a red dodge pick up truck."
    Me: "Ummm, control..."

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