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    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide by strapping on an explosive vest.

    Let's see now...

    No Jesus
    No Christmas
    No television
    No cheerleaders
    No Nude Women
    No car races
    No football
    No pork BBQ
    No hot dogs
    No burgers
    No chocolate chip cookies
    No lobster
    No nachos
    No Beer nuts
    No Beer !!!!!!!!
    Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
    Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
    Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
    More than one wife.
    You can't shave.
    Your wives can't shave.
    You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
    Your bride is picked by someone else.
    She smells just like your donkey.
    Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

    I mean, really, is there a mystery here, people?
    "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

    Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

    Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.

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    The heck with 72 virgins. I'd rather have just a couple chicks who know what they're doing.
    Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. - Ronald Reagan

    I don't think It'll happen in the US because we don't trust our government. We are a country of skeptics, raised by skeptics, founded by skeptics. - Amaroq

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      Diplomatic Security Service- DSS
      What is Perseverance?
      -Perseverance is commitment, hard work, patience, endurance.
      -Perseverance is being able to bear difficulties calmly and without complaint.
      -PERSEVERANCE IS TRYING AGAIN AND AGAIN.


      BOP - BPA - ICE

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