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    A duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk if he has any duck food. "No, we don't carry duck food, sorry." came the reply.

    The next day the same duck walks into the same convenience store and asks the same clerk "Excuse me, do you have any duck food?" To which the clerk replied "I told you yesterday, we don't have any duck food." So the duck walks out.

    The next day the very same duck walks in and asks the same clerk "Excuse me, do you have any duck food?" Annoyed, the clerk says "I've told you twice now. This is a convenience store, we don't have any duck food. If you ask me again I'm going to nail your little webbed feet to the floor!" The duck shrugs and walks out.

    The very next day the same duck walks in and asks the same clerk "Pardon me, do you have any nails?" Puzzled, the clerk replies "No, this is a convenience store, not a hardware store." "Good" the duck replies. "Do you have any duck food?"
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    Cute, silly, & absolutely ridiculous......I liked it.
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    • #3
      haha.......silly indeed.
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      • #4
        That quacked me up.

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        • #5
          LOL, reminded me of the AFLAC Duck. Boy, would I like to cook that monster! I like this!!
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