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    The following 15 Police Comments were taken from actual police car videos around the country. Count down to #1...

    #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."

    # 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

    #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

    #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the
    speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

    #11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can
    write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

    #10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think
    it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

    #9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K., I'm warning you not to do that
    again or I'll give you another ticket."

    #8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
    drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

    #7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go
    to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and corn dogs and step in monkey poo. "

    #6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

    #5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

    #4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"

    #3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

    #2 "I'm glad to hear that chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend
    of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

    The envelope please.....................

    AND THE WINNER IS ...



    #1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

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