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    Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
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    Alaska: Is It Summer Yet?
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    Arizona: But It's A DRY Heat
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    Arkansas: Join Our Litericy Campain
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    California: By 40, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
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    Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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    Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It-Yet
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    Delaware: Our Water Isn't That Bad
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    Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
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    Georgia: At Least We're Not Mississippi
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    Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
    (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
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    Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
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    Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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    Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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    Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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    Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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    Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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    Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
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    Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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    Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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    Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
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    Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
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    Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... Plenty Of Mosquitoes
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    Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
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    Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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    Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, Little Else
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    Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest ...
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    Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
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    New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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    New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
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    New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
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    New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...
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    North Carolina: Tobacco IS A Vegetable!
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    North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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    Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
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    Oklahoma: Like The Movie, Only No Singing
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    Oregon: Please Change Our National Symbol To The Spotted Owl
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    Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal !
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    Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
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    South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
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    South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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    Tennessee: The Educashun State
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    Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les
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    Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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    Vermont: Ay Yep
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    Virginia: Welcome Government Employees
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    Washington: Welcome To Washington, Now Go Home
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    Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
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    West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
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    Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
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    Wyoming: Where The Men Are Men . . . And The Sheep Are Nervous

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    Colorado: Skinniest state in the Union....as there's nothing worth eating!
    "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

    Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

    Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.

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    • #3
      What about them Colorado mountain oysters?

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      • #4
        Rocky Mountain Oysters? No thanks!
        "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

        Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

        Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.

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