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  • The Cowboy way...

    A tough old cowboy from south Texas counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long, healthy, life the secret was to sprinkle just a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

    The grandson did this religously, daily, to the age of 103 when he died.

    He left behind 14 children,
    30 granchildren,
    45 great-grandchildren,
    25 great-great-grandchildren,

    AND a 15 foot hole, where the crematorium once stood.
    "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

    Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

    Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.

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    Last edited by SBSO_DISPATCHER; 09-10-2009, 08:50 AM.
    Gotta catch em allll.........

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      hahaha thats good

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        Originally posted by SteveOKC View Post
        hahaha thats good
        hehe! FUNNY!
        "Abandon your animosities and make your sons Americans." - Robert E. Lee, 1865

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