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    Bubba and Billy Joe are walking down the street in Atlanta , and they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each!, shirts $2.00 each, pants $2.50 each."

    Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe, Lookie here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to Enterprise, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Georgia drawl so's they don't know we is from Alabama ..."

    They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there pants at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and...."

    The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from South Alabama, ain' t ya?"

    "Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you knowed that?"

    "Because this is a dry-cleaners."
    "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

    Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

    Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.

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