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  • Daddy calls home..

    'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'

    'No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'

    After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an
    Uncle Paul.

    ''Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,
    right now.'

    Brief Pause.

    'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down
    on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.''

    Okay Daddy, just a minute.'

    A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. 'I did it Daddy.'

    'And what happened honey?'

    'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
    ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
    dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'

    'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'

    'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.. He was all scared
    and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it..
    He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'
    ***Long Pause***
    ***Longer Pause***
    ***Even Longer Pause***
    Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?
    Deputy Kent Mundell
    Pierce County Sheriff
    Dec 28th.
    Gone but not forgotten...

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    bwahahahahaaha
    _____________________________________________
    RIP Officer R.K Pitts
    Fairfield Police Dept California
    my father, my hero, greatest cop who ever lived


    The above comments reflect the personal and unofficial opinions of the poster; and in no way should be taken to indicate any opinion or policy of any government agency.

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    • #3
      LOL good stuff.

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      • #4
        .........................
        Last edited by SBSO_DISPATCHER; 09-14-2009, 04:45 AM.
        Gotta catch em allll.........

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        • #5
          Lol.........................
          Dispatch: "All units be advised, he's on foot in a red dodge pick up truck."
          Me: "Ummm, control..."

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          • #6

            Before marriage:
            She : Hi
            He : Oh, I've been waiting this ...
            She : You want me to go ?
            He : no, Not at all
            She : do you love me ?
            He : of course, big time
            She : you picked the wrong woman ??
            He : no, why do you say that ?
            She : you wanna kiss me ?
            He : every time I see you !!
            She : you wanna slap me ??
            He : are you crazy ? never
            She : can I trust you ?
            He : yes
            She : My love
            ...
            after marriage
            Read the same text upwards ...
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